One goes to this annual Maine Man competition to laugh … and I mean belly laugh. Each year this event somehow manages to be even funnier than the previous one. It has been one of Maine’s best kept secrets, but after this year’s lineup of contestants, judges, and performances, it would be pretty much impossible to keep a lid on it any more. I guess it’s time to share it with the world, letting everyone know what it takes to be a real Maine Man.
This year’s contestants were Rick Carney (Brunswick), Jarod Bray (Matinicus), Derek Webber (St. George), Steve McConnell (Brewer), and Linwood Shields (Warren). All true Mainers, they arrived to show the audience what it takes to be a real Maine Man. And they all did, making us all howl with laughter during the entire contest.
Contestants L to R: Rick Carney, Jarod Bray, Derek Webber, Steve McConnell, Linwood Shields
The judges for the contest were Officer Joel Neal of the Rockland Police Department (a contestant in last year’s event), Nicole Brann Massey who was Mrs. Maine International 2006, and Charlie Jordan, Chief of the Rockland Fire Department. The judges brought their humor to the table, and helped define the spirit of the event. They definitely enjoyed the event as much as the audience.
The Judges: Officer Joel Neal, Nicole Brann Massey, Fire Chief Charlie Jordan
After a spirited competition between contestants, a winner finally emerged, and Derek Webber was officially crowned Maine Maine 2010. He proved to the judges’ satisfaction that he embodied the spirit of a true Maine Man, with hunting and fishing among his favorite ways of life. But the pièce de résistance proved to be the lyrics he wrote with long-time friend and fellow Maine Man contestant, Jarod Bray, entitled “I’m a Maine Boy.”
Jarod Bray (left) and Derek Webber belt out their newly penned “I’m a Maine Boy” to the delight of all. Emcee Louise MacLellen somehow managed to maintain her grip on to the microphone despite bouts of intense laughter.
All the contestants and judges were winners. You almost hate to see anyone not win, as it takes spirit and guts to participate in such an event. But if you do decide to participate in a future event, it would definitely help to write your own song as your talent entry for the show. Congratulations to all! Can’t wait to see this event again in 2011.
And if you’re curious about the song, then copy the following link and paste it in your browser address line. Video by Derek Webber’s mom:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1444540206091